Tuesday, March 20, 2012

The Phantom of the Infield Will Live

PHANTOM:  Anywhere you go let me go, tooooooo! Christine...that's all I ask of...

CHRISTINE:  /rips off mask
CHRISTINE:  Aaaaaaahhh!
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Word is, Miguel Cabrera has a small fracture on his head spot. He'll only miss a couple weeks and should be good to go for Opening Day. So climb off that ledge. No need to jump quite yet. It was a freak injury that could only happen to a Detroit Tiger. And you know...YOU KNOW that deep down, Brandon Inge took pleasure in it. He had to.

Why couldn't this happen to Derek Jeter? I'd pay to see that.

3 comments:

Spockmaster said...

Id pay to see him stand in front of a pitching machine set to maximum.

kalinecountry said...

I would rather it be a player on the redsox, the midget, vaginaellsbury, or the PED King with the stupid looking chinstrap beard ortiz.

H2OPoloPunk said...

That's one tough son-of-a-bitch, right there.